For when you need to break wind. Pair with marginal social skills.
• 100% polyamide • Regular fit • Hood with a drawstring, zipped closure, elastic cuffs and hem • 2 zipped pockets • This product’s fabric is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Note: All merchandise is made to order so we can't accept returns or exchanges. Please therefore order when sober and allow for holiday-related expansion.
For T shirts and hoodies, if it helps I’m wearing size XL. I suggest you order large so you can be like da yute.
For hats, there is just one size that should apparently fit everyone. Even bigheads.