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Same as the UK version, but with a new label, with a mandatory message from some faceless bureaucrat warning you not to consume gin under any circumstances, as it could lead to imbecility. But they said that about jazz in the early 20th century, and now look.
Before you order a bottle of award-winning Asian Parsnip, think about this. For the shipping cost of one bottle, I can ship you a case of six. Think carefully: once you have drunk one bottle, you’ll want another, probably immediately.
Don't just take our word for it...
3 Things you should know before trying my gin

My gin is made in the UK, the country that brought you the Hawker Hurricane and the Austin Maxi.

The glass bottles are 100% recyclable. Or they can be repurposed for flowers or urine samples.

Then produced in industrial quantities in a drinks laboratory, controlled by computers.
Watch the story
We recorded some of the key moments in the long and gin-addled journey of Asian Parsnip - now presented here in a binge watch boxed set for your viewing pleasure.